Tuesday, March 9th, 2010
I decided to spend my allowance this week on pants that are made of gold foil. They crinkle and crackle when I walk, and they attract exactly the kind of attention that I want on the dance floor.
In other news, last month I went here and rented an apartment with all my boyfriends. We drank whiskey and played poker and pointed and laughed at farts. It’s true, farts are funny! Don’t try to deny it.
Then, we went here on a camping trip with family. There was less laughing at farts but more reading and walking and swimming. I drank lots of delicious coffee and bought a flat cap, which is sometimes incorrectly referred to as a derby cap.
INTERESTING FACT - derby caps taste almost exactly the same as flat caps.
Thus concludes today’s web log. Tune in next week for an interpretive dance of today’s web log, animated using pieces of string and toenail clippings.
Tags: holidays, pants that are made of gold foil
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Saturday, September 6th, 2008
I went on holidays and it was fun. Trish has a brand new nephew, so a couple weeks back we drove down to Port MacQuarie (or thereabouts) to stay with family for a week or so. Our first ‘family’ road trip with the dog went nicely and it was a pleasant drive. During the time we pretty much just sat around and stared at the baby, drinking beer & wine, eating, cooking and playing the Wii. Oh, and I also played ‘Settlers of Katan’ for the first time, and I like it. Also went clothes shopping, seriously needed to get my groove back.
We also splashed out and bought the Wii Fit a couple of days back, which is pretty cool. Surprisingly, you can actually get a decent amount of exercise jumping on that thing. My balance and posture really sucks so I’m gonna put in some hard yards and see if I can become the Yoga master.
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